STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS 66552d

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Boomp

Bumparooski!!

Bump up the Jam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

Wow. Technotronic.
Forgot about them.

I mean... now we all know wesrman is old.

Hah, who here isn't. I mean yeah wuf was probably like 13 when he ed but even he must be close to 40 by now.

Ha, this thread is lame.

Everything's lame compared to you, Tom Selleck's mustache.

Fuck yeah we're old. We all ed in 2007

Originally Posted by wesrman

Fuck yeah we're old. We all ed in 2007

And yet you're still not a straight flush.

2 days. new record?

What record were you going for, longest toenails?

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

What record were you going for, longest toenails?

no but i've now found my new purpose in life.

bump

See you in six months. Don't forget to set your next alarm.

no

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Ha, this thread is lame.

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Benny is one of those guys who seems so cool and confident online that he's probably a socially inept nerd with no irl friends.

Originally Posted by OngBonga

Benny is one of those guys who seems so cool and confident online that he's probably a socially inept nerd with no irl friends.

There were only 5 people at my funeral and 3 were prostitutes.

We recently had an issue where I was basically a dick and quoted a section of a deleted post and I had to say sorry for being a bad mod. But I just want to say that I approve of that delete and repost. Correcting bad grammar is the mark of a real man.

I won't even have prostitutes at my funeral. Apart from perhaps my sister.

Not a record, but hello nonetheless.

Mmmmbump

This is basically the thread where old occasionally pop in and say "I'm not dead" before fucking off back into obscurity.

Originally Posted by OngBonga

This is basically the thread where old occasionally pop in and say "I'm not dead" before fucking off back into obscurity.

It's cathartic.

Omg! This thread still alive!

Bump

Nobody even knows what the record is.

He does, and it is.


Post 671 is by surviva tracking the records.

The record in that post was broken in post 678, according to what I can see.
That was about 6.5 months

I'm just gonna start posting itt on a monthly basis, ruin his fun.

207 days, you filthy animals. Do I win anything? Or did I do a combo breaker?

We'll be seeing surviva in 208 days then

‘Sup?

Well that's not 208 days. Hopefully someone got an email alert to force them to set a new reminder.

Originally Posted by givememyleg

207 days, you filthy animals. Do I win anything? Or did I do a combo breaker?

GMML trying to break my record: https://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_a...ams-titans.gif

Originally Posted by Warpe

‘Sup?

Oh, hi Warpe! I'm doing okay.. you?

any tips on how to casually bring up the fact that you're the current "stop bumping old threads" record holder in everyday conversation?

You like this shirt? I've had it for years.

Speaking of old threads...

What percentage of this site’s revenue can be traced back to this thread at this point?

This site doesn't generate revenue.

Is there anything in the DSM about posting here?

Does it count as a bump if it's still the third highest thread on this sub?

who are you people?

when one of our former made the final table at the WSOP? And he turned up in a suit looking like a gangsta? Those were the days.

he's alive?

I thought about retiring at precisely 25k posts but you've made me reply to you to confirm I am indeed alive and now that means another 4999 posts at least, well done Keith.

Originally Posted by givememyleg

who are you people?

How soon we forget your worst ever employee

FTR confirmed dead?

Originally Posted by surviva316

FTR confirmed dead?

I was thinking the same.

Would be too bad. Wuf called a Kanye presidency and I believe we're closer to that happening than ever before. Would be a shame if he can't come back to celebrate his prediction coming through.
You can say what you want about the Trump/Musk oligarchy, but at least they made comedy legal again, and isn't that something.

But back on topic: This would be the second BBS I've helped kill. Not sure if that says more about my age or ability.

Lol. I forgot about that Kanye POTUS prediction.

I hope wuf is doing well.

I never knew about a member at the final table.. who was it? I'm guessing Fnord.

Originally Posted by LeFou

I never knew about a member at the final table.. who was it? I'm guessing Fnord.

It was gabe. (Pretty sure)

https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-pla...gabe-patgorski

https://www.flopturnriver.casinowinning.net/pokerf...ow-190973.html

It was Numbr2intheWorld a/k/a (I think) Massimo a/k/a Max Steinberg a/k/a ISP’s brother